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Starfish

A friend was seeing a girl regularly. She was young, pretty, had a good sense of humour.

Shallow as us guys are, the subject one day inevitably came around to sex.

As the conversation progressed, it was my friend’s turn.
“Yup, she’s great. Loving, thoughtful, young and beautiful.”
“How about the sex?” asked someone else.
“Well… not exactly enthusiastic…” he admitted. “Often she just lays there and does nothing. Bit of a one-way effort.” he confided.
“In fact,” he carried on, “sometimes she just lays there like a starfish, no emotion, nothing.”

As I said, shallow as we guys are, that was it. His girlfriend (bless her) has always been referred to as “Starfish” ever since!

A few months later when the subject came up again (like it does), he told us the relationship was now “Much better in the bedroom department.”

When a friend asked how come, he replied “Dead easy. Found all I have to do is get her pissed and she’s totally different. Dead keen then!”

Shades of Shallow Hal…